1) American “football” is retarded.
You don’t use your feet. You don’t use a ball. You’re the only country that plays it because it sucks.
2)Learn to write dates
It’s DD/MM/YY. The days are at the start because they’re the smallest and they change most often.
3)Your currency sucks.
You might as well trade in eggs. It’s worth nothing.
4) You are all fat.
Have you ever heard of a salad? Poor people are fat in other countries too. Just not THAT fat.
5)Stop ******* suing each other.
If you trip over a rock it’s you own ******* fault. If you’re fat because you eat McDonalds all the time it’s your own ******* fault.
6)What are education?
Half of you don’t even know where your own ******* country is.
7)Lets do some war.
You ****** need to stop being ***** to everyone. It’s not big and it’s not clever. Your like the bully in school who picks on kids because his uncle touches him.
8)Yeahh…. Jesus rules
God doesn’t exist. Jesus was some desert hippy that just made **** up.
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Tisk Tisk some one’s got their panties in a wad
I love my country, i could really care less what an ignorant foreigner says.
Talk about generalizations!!!
Im an immigrant from Afghanistan to the US and have been living here most of my life. Your ignorance offends me because I grew up with americans and I know many who are educated and good people who are against the war.
Don’t agree with number 8, but I whole-heartedly agree with everything else..I live in the states by the way. I’ve spent seven years in this country since living over-seas, and I too can tell a HUGE difference
I love angry people on answers.
dude. I’m Amercian and so is my girlfriend. DON’T CALL HER STUPID OR FAT. She is smarter than you will ever be. fact!
We eat salads all the time. I didn’t invent football. I hate the sport. but it’s just a stupid game. all sports are just for fun.
ignorant fool. I hate this country as much as you. A lot of us here don’t agree with what we see. stfu
hahaha im not fat.
but i wouldnt consider myself american just cuz i live in this country.
anyways this was funny and true
Sorry but I don’t think gaelic football and rugby are any better. They are probably the dumbest sports I have ever watched in all my life. The irish scots are all braun and no brains. I’ve spent time in Ireland and those are some of the dumbest europeans.
They let their country be rule by catholicism and they drink all their dollars. Life is a pub to them. They don’t work hard. Their lazy. It’s no wonder they graduate at a younger age and don’t go to college. The system would rather process them through as quickly as they can because they realize that there is no hope.
I’ve seen a lot of fat people who are european too, especially in Ireland. They drink and eat carbs all the time. The currency and date thing is such a weird comment that it’s hard to believe you actually think of yourself as being smart.
I love that “Ladysonoma” above me used the phrase “all ‘braun’ and no brains’. It’s spelled BRAWN. I guess they’re not the only ones with no brains.
1..lots of people
2..tons of hot girls
3..sh#t loads of beaches
4..most people live in uban areas over 10,000 but under 500,000, so you have thousands of citys..
5..lots of big a## citys L.A., Chicago, Houston, Dallas, New York, Philideliphia
6..lots of entartianment
7..lots of rappers, and metal bands
8.lots of food
9..lots of porn and drugs and alcohol
10..lot of hot a## slutty girls, due to a huger population
11..lots of stateshuge
from california weather all over, to texas, to florida, to michigan
some places are deserts, others are cold as hell and some are cool with beaches..the diversity is everywere
12..Barbraque
13..mexican food
14..italian
15..american food
16.BETTER MMA Fighters AND BOXERS, are From America
17..Better Basketball Teams
18..better American Football teams
19..Hotter models
20..more pornstars, cause of large population
21..SH#T loads of pools all over the country..
has tight states, like Texas, California, Michigan, Florida, New York
Colorado,
22..has more guns
23..people have an actual right to bear arms, and most gun crime is from the use of illegal guns, and we have 306 million people with less than 1% dieng from gun violence, evidantley the gun violence is high but only in certain areas..and will only lower with certain inactments and making it harder to obratin illegal guns. VIA assult weapons band, thus making semi autmoatic rifles that look like assutl rifles illegal..in the goverments eyes this lowers guns that look assult like to enter the country, but in the end it can work or not..
24..BETTER Graffiti writters
25..better Rappers
26..better Country singers
27..better death metal, they have better heavy metal
28..has enemies
but has all of NATO as Allies
and thus can destroy easily any country, excluding, Russia, China, The UK, and France,
HAS THE BEST AIRFORCE
BEST NAVY
BEST LAND ARMY
29..HAS MORE NUKES
30..invented the drive in movie theatures
and the suburbs
and pools in all the houses in souther california
has better skatters
has better weight lifters
has better wrestlers
has better as i mentioned fighters
has more money, and despite being in debt, has always provided more,
has IPODS
and Made some of the best computers
has more ps3’s
more xboxes
more games
more knives
more oil
more gas
more bombs
more jets
more cars
more houses
more gangsters
more hippies
more hipsters
more everything
the LITERACY RATE IS VERY HIGH HERE
were not all stupid
and our biggest problem is Debt, Violence in a few citites, and poverty followed by illegal immingration
your biggest problems are you being a dumba##
GET OVER YOURSELF
you fail to ever have a good time or ever party in AMERICA with hot chicks
1. There is a ball involved and people kick the ball with their feet at some point during the game. Other countries don’t play it because it is an American sport. That’s really not an excuse to dislike us.
2. Just because we do something differently doesn’t make it wrong. Congrats, that’s is officially the dumbest reason I’ve ever heard for disliking America!
3. Wow, do you know how much other countries’ currency is worth?
4. Uh, no we are not. That is such a stupid generalization. Yes, we have a relatively high amount of overweight people here compared to other countries, but we aren’t all fat. Not even close. Also, I bet a lot of other countries aren’t as fat because they don’t have the freakin’ money, resources, or freedom to get fat.
5. I agree. It’s getting out of hand.
6. “What are education?” Hark who’s talking. You don’t seem to have the ability to write a complete sentence without cursing, which tells me you have a very limited vocabulary.
7. I’d say the majority of the country wishes we hadn’t gone to war. Get an education in our political system and you’ll see that the general american public had NO say in the matter.
8. Seriously? You’re are going to attack people’s religion? I guess I can’t understand that because I’m from a country where you are allowed to practice or not practice any religion you want, so I guess I’m not used to such intolerance.
Hmmm, I guess people flock here from all over the world for no reason at all!
I actually agree with all these. Sigh.